Why take the blame when someone can take it for you?
Have you ever done something you have been so utterly ashamed of that you don't want to admit to it? Or do you just not want anyone to find out?
Well now you don't have to.
For just £0.99 you can be completely admonished of all blame no matter what the reason.
I, S.Bibby will take the rap on your behalf.
You or anyone you wish will receive a certificate of blame via email admonishing you or an individual of your choice of any liability whatsoever.
Clear your conscience and have a good nights sleep safe in the knowledge that you have done no wrong.
All you have to do is add the name of the person you wish to have cleared of blame into the text field below and click on the ' buy now' button. You will be taken to a transaction page where you will be able to tell me the description of the blame and where I should send the certificate.
DON'T FORGET TO INCLUDE A VALID EMAIL ADDRESS!
The blame game.
It's your fault, but is it? Why should you take the blame for something that was after all, a mistake that anyone could have made? So some stuff went down, people got annoyed, some even went a bit crazy because of your lapse of concentration. But should you be blamed?
Not if they don't find out!
Blames taken so far,
THE HALL OF BLAME.
1999 John from Tyneside lost his car keys - It was me, sorry mate.
2007 Terry from Michigan didn't run over his neighbours cat, it was me!
2003 Jeremy from lands-end caught by his mum pleasuring himself, I told her I'd seen you having a fit through your bedroom window.
1982 Dave from Bodmin it was me who put laxatives in your 80 year old godmothers tea and not your cousin Eric.
1978 Albert in Idaho your wife didn't kill your budgie, I did!
1985 Jane from Aukland you didn't leave maurice the tortoise to hibernate in your former home for 20 years, I did so stop worrying about it.
2009 Tracey from dover (my wife) I made that smell in nettos, not the guy who passed you and got the blame!
If you just want to join the hall of blame for free just email me your blame to seanbibby75@aol.com or text it to +447999057898
No blame to apportion?
If you are squeaky clean and have no blame you can still help by donating some of your clean cash to the cause, any amount is welcome just click on the button below.